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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

But wait!


OK, I totally swear I will get off the Golden Globes thing (I mean, the Oscars are coming up soon, right?), but you have to read this.

This guy should be on the red carpet with Isaac Mizrahi. And the Fug Girls.

That would rock.

13 Comments:

At 10:01 PM, Blogger Arabella said...

That was a scream.

And Gwyneth shouldn't be allowed to have two until everybody else has one.

 
At 10:22 PM, Anonymous TB said...

Thanks for that link. I love Sarah Brown. She brings the funny.

 
At 12:23 AM, Blogger Ditsy Chick said...

He has my vote and I did not even watch the show and I feel like I was there....

 
At 8:51 AM, Blogger Brooke said...

Oh did I ever hate Gwynie's dress. OK, it probably didn't help that I had just come home from the hospital and decided to watch the Golden Globes just to get my mind off of things...and every freakin' actress was pregnant.

But I would have hated her dress regardless.

 
At 9:27 AM, Blogger Katherine said...

OMG that was funny! I especially agreed with the part where Drew BIG ONES Barrymore needed a bra. Hello there girls! That was ridiculous - what does she pay a stylist for??

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger Tink said...

He should be the REAL commentator at the awards. More people would tune in for sure!

 
At 11:35 AM, Blogger Mignon said...

That was excellent. Why do we all hate on Gwyneth? I admit it. I do it too. She of the pursed lips and unfortunately named child. Ugh!

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger Arabella said...

Don't forget the skinny thighs and privileged upbringing, Mignon.

 
At 12:33 PM, Blogger MisterBaggins said...

Stop dissing Gwyneth! >:(

 
At 5:26 PM, Blogger Mrs. Harridan said...

Mr B: Gwyneth is annoying. Also, she does not deserve Chris Martin. Why does she keep pretending to be British? Why does she name her babies after fruit? All these unanswered questions ...

 
At 7:17 AM, Blogger DebbieDoesLife said...

The dress that G wore is U-G-L-Y and she has too much money and people to tell her what she should wear to come out looking all "Old English Lady of the Country Manor, where's my fainting couch?"

Wonder what she will name this next one? Will we remain in the fruit category or shall we take a spin on the food pyramid? Beefy? Pasta? Carrot?

 
At 7:57 AM, Blogger mama_tulip said...

I think G is a good actress. I like her. But, Mrs. H, I am so with you -- the pretending to be British is really annoying (both she and Madonna can cut that shit out right now) and the naming of her daughter was just outright ridiculous.

 
At 6:03 PM, Blogger Mrs. Harridan said...

Hee hee - "Beefy."

 

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