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Monday, October 23, 2006

This is what twelve years of Catholic school does to a person

Booby: "What's the matter, honey?"

Me: "Oh, my stomach hurts a bit, that's all."

Booby: "It's not your, uh ... womb, is it?"

4 Comments:

At 7:47 PM, Anonymous wordgirl said...

At least he used a kinda/sorta technical term. My mother, a lifelong Baptist, could only EVER call it "down there". As in, "How is everything, uh...you know...down there?"

 
At 12:24 PM, Anonymous TB said...

I've gotten into the habit of differentiating my different and unfortunately frequent below the belt maladies as either my stomach hurts or my uterus hurts.

That usually clears things up.

 
At 6:31 AM, Blogger V-Grrrl said...

When my daughter was five, she met my priest at the door to the church and asked if were celebrating "Holy Uterus" that day.

Oops. That would be Eucharist, darlin.

Lucky me--my priest was a woman and thought it was hilarious.

 
At 11:54 PM, Blogger Tits McGee said...

NO!

That is just too fabulous, Booby.

 

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