Green apples, eh?
I just have to share the spam I just got on my work account with you guys. Mostly I get boring spam, but this one is almost poetic.
I gotta tell you something. Some years ago I used to watch porno often. I always admired those guys cumming. They splashed out so much sperm on their girls, it looked so cool, so manlike.
Now I have a girlfriend.. but quantity of my sperm was so scanty, that I felt ill at ease.
I was advised to eat green apples but even this didn't help.
A month ago I was hanging around at the bar with my best friend. And he said that I should try MAX LOADS. Well, - I thought, - sounds interesting.
Next day I came to know that it was really a highly effective all-natural dietary supplement,
which not only increases the sperm volume but also improves the sperm quality and the mobility of spermatozoa.
Having ordered and tried I was shocked how cool it was.
I'd even say, it changed my life. I'm happy. I even became a better lover, knowing how it all would end.
God only knows what's going to show up on my referring stats after this one. That'll be another blog post.
posted by Mrs. Harridan @ Wednesday, April 26, 2006
14 Comments:
LMFAO. Noooo. Omg that's so funny.
Poor poor misguided souls.
LOL. There is a poetic ring to it, isn't there?
Now I have a girlfriend.. but quantity of my sperm was so scanty, that I felt ill at ease
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I like that it has a happy ending. It's like he expects you to clap and go, "yaaaay!"
Best. Spam. Ever.
I can totally picture two guys at a bar, drinks in hand. One of them says to the other, "You know, Bud, the quantity of my sperm is so scanty that I feel ill at ease with my girlfriend."
To which he replies, "Dude, all you need to do is try MAX LOADS. It increases the sperm volume, but also improves the sperm quality and the mobility of spermatozoa."
Better than those commercials for local dentists.
You get all the good spam. Dammit.
I must say I've wondered at the ginormous loads of porn stars. And I'm curious about the apple thing. Thought provoking spam...
Wow, this company ships fast. His friend told him about it and he saw how great it worked the next day? Suh-weet.
Mignon, I once read somewhere that the semen they use on porn sets is often fake, that they'll mix up a gel using various household ingredients. With some shots, though, it's clearly, um, of natural origins, so I always wondered about that one.
Because, you know, we should all compare ourselves to pornos. Really.
I mean, I personally think it is really elevating and enlightening to have some man mark me like a tree.
And I'm sorry, but doesn't MAX LOADS sound like some kind of enema, anyway?
Mrs. Harridan, I think I love you.
Ewwwwww. And ick. And I gotta agree with the MAX LOADS sounding like something to do with poo.
Actually, maybe he's onto something. I remember a rumor I heard in college that if you wanted your boyfriend's semen to taste better for the purposes of giving blow jobs, you should feed him applesauce... coincidence? Maybe not.
This was the part that got me:
"I'd even say, it changed my life. I'm happy. I even became a better lover, knowing how it all would end."
Not in a rain of fire or a plague of locusts, but ... MAX LOADS.
Dear lord. LOL!!!!
Oh god, that was hysterical!! Who knew they had professional writers writing this crap? Classic.
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