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Friday, February 10, 2006

Alien Baby


Is it ... wrong for me to think that she has on a fake belly?

Also, I hope that's a decaf latte, bitch.

19 Comments:

At 2:38 PM, Anonymous Nancy said...

That shirt is just wrong, wrong, wrong. I cringe whenever I see that picture. I also can't help but wonder what kind of serious wedgie she has going on, even though my mind really doesn't want to go there...

 
At 4:06 PM, Blogger Tink said...

Yikes. I think it's real, but there's some serious speculation going around that it's not. I mean, who would do that? You'd either have to produce a baby out of thin air, fake a still-birth, or take it off and act like it never happened. Either way it's nuts.

 
At 5:38 PM, Blogger mama_tulip said...

Seriously, people are speculating that she's faking it? Wow, I haven't heard that juicy tidbit yet, although I really don't pay attention to this particular couple anymore.

 
At 9:13 PM, Anonymous TB said...

WTF? It does seem odd that suddenly her belly is so big and her belly button is already popping out. Are people really that desperate for publicity?

 
At 11:39 PM, Blogger Ditsy Chick said...

Jesus...is that her underwear riding up. I can see her girlie knots man.....

I have alse noticed, Katie Holmes sporting a Starbucks cup. That is some quality caffeine intake for the baby.

 
At 11:55 PM, Blogger The Queen Mama said...

I don't know if the belly is real or not...but if that waistband gets much lower, we'll be able to see fetal development up close and personal. Yikes.

 
At 10:25 AM, Blogger wordgirl said...

As the latest kidnap victim of Scientology, she's probably required to wear an absurd getup like that. Tom's probably making her drink high octane coffee, too, so he can run her through their home sonogram machine he bought and observe the effect of caffeine on a fetus. Or maybe she's secretly a Mormon and that's her holy underwear showing.

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger Mignon said...

It looks like someone gave her a newborn onesie for a shower gift and she though it was meant for her use. I can see her saying, "hmm, the snaps are a rubbing a tad..."

On a more forgiving note, though, I drank gigantic-sized decaf lattes whenever I could stomach them when I was pregnant, and I got some pretty nasty looks for it. I was okay with it though, because I was nasty-lookin people right and left if I thought they were doing something unsafe while pregnant.

 
At 1:11 PM, Blogger Elizabeth said...

I was thinking the same thing as wordgirl, that Scientology requires special undergarments like the Mormons. Or it's one of those Danskin leotards that I remember being fashionable in the '70s.

And I confess to drinking caffeinated Diet Coke during my last pregnancy. I tried to switch but GOD the headaches, and the doc said one a day was alright. I did drink decaf coffee though, out of habit I guess.

 
At 4:14 PM, Blogger Brooke said...

I don't even know where to begin with dear Katie.

To think this was once the cute little indie chick in Pieces of April.

Now she (AND Tom-bot) just skeeves me out.

 
At 6:18 PM, Blogger DebbieDoesLife said...

Hate him. Pity her and her fashion Don't.

 
At 6:16 PM, Blogger She said...

Definately a fashion don't! I hated wearing those things when I was a little girl IN THE 80'S! why would you even think about wearing one as an adult. Is it wrong if I hope she has lots of stretch marks.

BTW this was my first visit you have a nice site.

 
At 12:21 AM, Anonymous Wren said...

You'd think Tom could spring for some maternity pants.

 
At 9:18 AM, Blogger Arabella said...

A while back, Pink is the New Blog linked to a site that had a little photo-collage of her expanding-and-receding belly over the months. Very funny.

What is UP with that leotard thing???

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger The Gradual Gardener said...

I think Mignon's right...It looks like a onesie.

 
At 7:10 PM, Blogger Rock said...

What's the deal - is she somebody famous?

Joey, Joey, Joey.....where's Dawson when you need him? Up a friggin' creek is where.

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger Shrinking Violet said...

Mrs. Harridan - you are never wrong. Especially regarding any thoughts on TomKat.

 
At 10:31 PM, Anonymous sweatpantsmom said...

I say fake belly, absolutely.

The baby will be an alien Scientology-spawn that will burst out of Tom Cruise's chest on an episode of Oprah.

 
At 6:11 PM, Anonymous jen said...

How do you spell, "bleaahhhhaaa"
so freaking weird. You know that
And who would wear such a thongy in the front leotard thingy? that looks like it would hurt the hoo-ha. Fake. Fake, fake, fake.

In Touch or some such recorded them as "split" and they are doing everything to refute it. so weird.

 

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